@garypagetwo Crying twinks Festive drinks Spiked with roofies for dogs Once again it is Christmas in Norway Sausage nips Shopping trips with his dad's credit card And on every street corner, he'll say... "I'm high as fuck. I'm high as fuck. I can't get a girlfriend in Oslo." Ring-a-ling Hear him sing "I'm binging on food and I'm gay. And starting my diet Christmas Day."