Tell us about Christmas time in Norway

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    @garypagetwo

    Crying twinks
    Festive drinks
    Spiked with roofies for dogs
    Once again it is Christmas in Norway

    Sausage nips
    Shopping trips
    with his dad's credit card
    And on every street corner, he'll say...

    "I'm high as fuck.
    I'm high as fuck.
    I can't get a girlfriend in Oslo."
    Ring-a-ling
    Hear him sing
    "I'm binging on food and I'm gay.

    And starting my diet Christmas Day."
     
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    He doesn't deserve a handler like you. :beer:
     
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    Why did he pick Norway for his fake residence?
     
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    Nobody here speaks Norwegian. We have every other language on Earth covered. Mlaw even speaks Swahili.
     
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    No ice skating on the fjord.
     
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    Bork Bork bells!

    Bork Bork bells!

    Bork Bork all the way!
     
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    Isn't Santa from Norway?
     
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    Gary is high as hell on eggen nogen.
     
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    Neither does @garypagetwo !
     
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    And apple juicen.
     
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    I'm drinking eggen nogen myself. With creme de menth and rum.
     
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    @garypagetwo is sucken cocken.
     
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    What are the odds anybody has been there that posts on Dawgs?
     
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    Some of us have traveled a lot.
     
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    Mats Zuccarello has 2 assists tonight vs the Caps