Tell us about your home wrecking

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, May 24, 2014.

  1. Tigger Please

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  2. Scott

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    I would have gotten away with it if I didn't wipe my shitty dick on the curtains.
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    i thought we agreed not to say anything.
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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  5. zingger

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    My ex dumped me for a poet.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    When I was in college I was banging this hot 19yo married chick who had an 18mo daughter. She was one of the prettiest chicks I've ever banged. Her husband confronted me several times. A few months back she started messaging me on FB telling me that she often thinks about "what could have been." Now she's 30, still married, has 4 or 5 kids, is fat as fuck, and smokes Marlboro Reds.
     
  7. Teeney

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    A mother fucking poet.
     
  9. BaddFunn

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    which ex? :D
     
  10. zingger

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    :pie:
     
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    :lol:


    :owned:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Now you wont have any problems taking her from the husband.
     
  15. Teeney

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    He writes a poem
    While your wife blows em
     
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    that was beautiful
     
  17. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Hey i'm a poet too:hump:
     
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    No offense but that wasn't all that good.
     
  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Your just not a fan of the arts
     
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    Not any more I'm not :mad: