Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tigger Please, May 24, 2014.
I would have gotten away with it if I didn't wipe my shitty dick on the curtains.
i thought we agreed not to say anything.
My ex dumped me for a poet.
When I was in college I was banging this hot 19yo married chick who had an 18mo daughter. She was one of the prettiest chicks I've ever banged. Her husband confronted me several times. A few months back she started messaging me on FB telling me that she often thinks about "what could have been." Now she's 30, still married, has 4 or 5 kids, is fat as fuck, and smokes Marlboro Reds.
A mother fucking poet.
Now you wont have any problems taking her from the husband.
He writes a poem
While your wife blows em
that was beautiful
Hey i'm a poet too
No offense but that wasn't all that good.
Your just not a fan of the arts
Not any more I'm not