Entertainment "Tell us in your own sissy words"

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  1. Shithead

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    'Tell us in your own sissy words': School sends parents a 'Hurt Feelings Report' that mocks kids who whine

    A Delaware school district was forced to apologize after a staff member accidentally emailed parents a sarcastic 'Hurt Feelings Report' that mocked 'whiners'.
    The document, structured like a bullying report, claims its purpose is 'to assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings' was sent by an employee at Lombardy Elementary in Wilmington and has been seen on several humor websites.
    The one-page blank form was attached to an email about an upcoming 'Exercise Your Brain Day' event at the Brandywine Hundred school.
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    A satirical 'Hurt Feelings Report' was sent to parents at Lombardy Elementary School in Wilmington, Delaware, this week
    Brandywine School District spokeswoman said on Wednesday that a staff member accidentally attached the wrong document to an email
    The document offers that 'an EMS team will be dispatched to soak your socks in coal oil to prevent ants from crawling up your legs and eating their way up your candy a**'.
    It also includes blanks for 'Whiner's Name' and 'Type of Whine Used', and responses such as 'I am thin skinned', 'I want my mommy' and 'two beers is not enough'.
    A parent who did not want to be identified forwarded the document to The News Journal and called it 'completely offensive and mocks children who are bullied in schools'.
    Brandywine School District spokeswoman Alexis Andrianopoulos said on Wednesday that a staff member accidentally attached the wrong document to the email message.

    She said the satirical document came from 'a source external to the school' and that it was 'not an official document of Lombardy Elementary or the Brandywine School District'.
    Lombardy Elementary School hosts children in grands kindergarten through fifth as well as special education.
    The Brandywine School District has an anti-bullying committee and a form that can be filled out anonymously online to report incidents.
    The district's code of conduct calls bullying 'unacceptable and a culture of openness is the best way to counter such behavior'.
    It says that students, staff and parents should 'report instances of bullying or suspicions of bullying, with the understanding that all such reports will be listened to and taken seriously'.
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    The Brandywine School District has an anti-bullying committee and a form that can be filled out anonymously online to report incidents
     
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    somebody is going to get a serious talking to or fired.



    the parents of these whiny sissies will demand action! :grad:



    i can't wait until they are out in the working world. :)
     
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