Tell us your favorite Christmas memory real briefly.

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  1. todd packer

    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    I have three that warm my jaded heart.One year I gave my grandfather a winter jacket he liked so much he actually hugged me.He's old school that way.The two others are......

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    And a pair of Stone Washed Jeans!

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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    the stone washed jeans

    wtf were we thinking?
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    Christmas was my favorite time of year, because my cousins would come and stay for a few days at my Grandmother's house, which was next door. Everyone would have brand new toys to play with. Back then every Christmas had plenty of snow on the ground, which meant ice skating and tobogganing down the hill next door.
    I wonder if my cousins remember those days as fondly as I do.
     
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    I may have been in 6th grade. We were dead broke, there was to be no Christmas. Then out of the blue a van pulls up and people get out.
    They had gifts....gifts for all of us even my mom and dad.
    Nice people, lit up our day out of the blue. We had been on hard times, shit happens.
    The rest of that day we had smiles on our face.

    Shit matters for kids. The group I think had a son who knew my older brother. They knew something was up.... And decided to help us out.

    We've all come a long way since then.
     
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    When we would travel down to the grandparents in Alabama was always the best for me.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    the stone wash ad guy
    was an actor I think
    can't remember from where
    gonna bother me know
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Dressed up as Santa a few years ago (didn't need padding, sadly) and did the rounds at a teen cancer ward. I was delighted to volunteer but when I got home I cried for a long time. Called every family member I could and told 'em I loved 'em. Christmas always means more to those who don't have much when you can do something for them.
     
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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?
     
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    Around 10 tears ago I went to a bar with a guy I used to work with and we got pretty lit. He left and said he had to go home and decorate the tree with his wife and kids.
    He had 3 kids who were all under about 7 at the time.
    He shows up for work the next day with both hands covered in bandages.

    He tipped the ladder over when he was decorating the tree and went right through the front window and landed in the front yard with the wife and kids watching. :backlol2:
     
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    I caught Mommy fucking Santa Claus. The one at the mall. Good guy. Name was Mike.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Let's see...mooose has itself positioned on its"good" side. Crappy old lady dress. Extensions make its shoebox head even more box shaped. Bad look for such a heavy chin and huge mouth.
    Skin is an odd colour with the dress. Jewelry is a scream. Look at its jewelry and what fingers it wears them on...
    Tacky tacky tacky. Too much hands. Looks really uncomfortable and doesn't speak well

    And let's keep it in the pet theme. Mooooose, you are an ugly dog


    You seriously need a stylist. The taking advice from the 25 year olds that cement your fatass together everyday are fucking with you. You look bad in extensions. But the chick that does them gets a grand a pop. You can afford it so you look great. You can't wash them or style it yourself..they see you as a cash cow\moooose.

    Your clothes are just fucking stupid. I realise drunks are drawn to loud things but Jesus Christ. Cost a lotta money to look that cheap.

    I can tell by your shitty jewelry wig isn't keeping you.

    You need a acting coach. You are very uncomfortable and pitchy. No way you had this career in front of the public and camera like you claim...you get all nervous. Your face is stiff and ugly.and then that body. Trying out for the football team monster???

    And once again....who handled you in Europe cuz I find nothing. Don't name Wilhelmina. It's the wrong agency...babe.
    No way you did runway anywhere for anybody. You weren't a bikini or fit model. So what did you do??
    Give a legit name. I mean the person who called and told you about opportunities. Not this CATTLE CALL bullshit.
    So you did cheap chubette catalogs in ..where was it...jersey??? And you didn't get big until your 30's where I left for the UK at 18, didn't finish high school. Was able to buy myself a the new Datsun zx before I had a drivers license.
    I don't speak any languages and just considered myself a working model. But your bullshit is just insane. You know I can see you mooooose???? Right?

    F mutt
     
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    When I got a Red Ryder air rifle with a compass in the stock. No wait, that was a movie.
     
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    Is it the gymnast, turned actor, Mitch Gaylord?

    It kind of looks like him.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I know, right?? How do you wash clothes with stones? They're not a detergent!
     
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    Commodore 64. I was in 4th grade. Was totally shocked. Never would have thought about asking for something that was so expensive at the time. My brother and I played on it non stop all Christmas break......and for many years.
     
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    no
    not him
    I will remember who he is 4 months from now at 3 am after I forget all about this --i'll wake up very quickly and know who he is
     
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    Does she ever stop being a cunt?
     
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    Pretty much the same with me. My parents got a C64 for me as well, with floppy drive and a TV for a monitor. I was blown away by it. I figured they wanted me to take up programming, only I spent more time playing Summer Games and Raid Over Moscow. Yeah that was the Christmas of 1984. Damn I feel old.
     
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