Entertainment Tell Us Your Prom Stories

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  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Tis the season for teenage girls to give birth to unwanted children in high school bathroom stalls and beautiful dresses to lie crumpled in a pile in the corner of limos.

    As for me, well, I was on double not so secret probation for some youthful indiscretions up until a week before prom. I had planned not to attend but to hang out at the meeting place of the after hours party until people arrived later, which seemed like a perfectly good solution. Then the man ruined this plan by telling me I could go a week before the dance. So here I was a week before the dance with no date and no plans. I didn't want to go but my parents pushed the issue with threats about it being a lifelong memory.

    Being the silver tongued devil that I am, I quickly made the day of a girl who did not yet have a date by inviting her. I jumped in on severely overpriced plans my friends had put together. Then I had an agreement with another friend who was not drinking (longtime girlfriend and this was going to be their big night) to be the wheelman for the evening.

    The dance sucked. The after hours party was in a hotel room overlooking Lake Michigan. It was nice. I got shitfaced on cheap beer. My friend drove us home and I puked out of the car window. My date jumped out of the car at the end of the night without saying goodbye because she was pissed at me for puking and lack of attention. I don't remember the moment but my friend told me all he heard as she slammed the car door was a faint "Sorry" from me.

    I had a double header baseball game starting early the next morning and was severely hung over.

    Overall, my parents were correct, it was a lifelong memory.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I didn't get laid
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    A guy came to my prom with two dates, one on each arm, and they were carrying his pimp stick and a yellow pages phone book.
     
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    Went with a friend. Then an overnight party where my best friend ended up making out with her. I didn't get laid.

    Still had a good time. We all got trashed.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    We ran a train on her underneath the Wildwood NJ boardwalk
     
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    I didnt attend, big surprise.
     
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    did acid with a couple buddies and forgot to go
     
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    Went with another couple so we could split the cost. Dinner was at a country club, but the prom itself was held on a military base. The night featured alcohol, a limo, and a crappy motel.
     
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    Hit a dog that ran onto the street as we were driving to the hotel where our dance was.
    My date wanted to go home early because she said she had a headache. I made her Father come pick her up.
    Ended up hooking up with the date of a friend because they went as friends, and skinny dipped in the Holiday Inn pool with her in North Kansas City.
     
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    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    We now know where the drought stated.

    The end will still take some time to reach.

    #saharasexlife
     
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    I did not go to mine... insecure chubby kid with over-bearing ethnic parents.

    My son went to his last weekend....threw up in an Uber.... and thought he could keep it all secret until I saw the $100 extra fee on my Uber account.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    @baltimore mike
     
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    I didn't go you jerk. Hold me!:tears:
     
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    I went with an Asian girl I didn't know very well. We danced and grinded our pelvises together all night. It didn't lead to sex, but was still fun.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Did you get funnel cake after? I like funnel cake. Thank you!
     
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    yes and Mancos Pizza then I shoved salt water taffey up my bunghole
     
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    That Manco owner is about to go to the slammer for embezzlement.
     
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    downtheshoreDom You TrĂ£sh

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    ^mancos is in oc....

    You had macks or sams if you were in wildwood
     
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    I was at the Prom and I found out my best bro had huge tits and was really a chick. We banged. Took a picture of it. Here it is.

    [​IMG] f
     
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