Tempted to Call In Sick

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I was so tempted to call in sick this morning so I could go get the new Dragon Age video game and play all day. But the last time I did that was for GTA V last year and ended up having to deal with a bunch of drama that day. I'm considering going to the day care across the street and attempting to get sick on purpose so I can legitimately call in tomorrow.
     
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    don't be a pussy do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Outstanding thought process
     
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    Every 3rd workday or so, I lay in bed for an extra 5 minutes and try to come up with a good reason to call out of work.
    I can never come up with one so I just drag my mopey ass out of the bed, give the dog a dirty look, and make a cup of tea.
     
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    I hear your new lover is a golden retriever
     
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    Labrodoodle, you donkey turd.
     
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    well those dicks aren't going to suck themselves.
     
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    I usually last a couple of weeks after the latest holiday before I start having those thoughts. Last holiday for me was Labor Day. I can't wait to get next Thurs and Fri off for Thanksgiving.
     
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    Thank god for that. A bitch has got to eat. :fil:
     
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    Saying "call out of work" instead of "call in sick" makes you an east coast faggot.
     
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    But you're a black cowboy. :scratch:
     
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    The nice/shitty thing about working from home on my own time is that if I need to I can take half a day, or a day and just not work if I am not feeling it. The shitty thing is that I need to make up for it for whatever project I am on.
     
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    Calling in sick to take care of something that is of importance I can see
    Calling in so you can play a fuking video game and eat cheese samiches makes the OP a huge fagit
     
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    People who rely on the fagit argument should really be taken seriously.
     
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    I know!
     
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    Only pussies call out of work
     
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    I love calling out of work. I use up each and every sick day and vacation day. :cheer:
     
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    Lawyer Larry is not cut out to run his own practice :console:
     
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    Having said that I spent half of yesterday morning watching Encino Man from my desk :dance2:
     
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