Ten truthful minutes

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    If you could have 10 minutes to get only truthful answers out of ONE of the below people, who would it be and why?

    1) Beth
    2) Ralph
    3) Jackie
    4) Artie
    5) Alison
    6) Robin
    7) Howard
    8) Winst

    I have to remove Howard. He doesn't know what is truthful anymore.
     
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  2. Sternac

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    edit and add fred. howard is so disillusioned, he might believe he is telling you the truth but it's likely all bullshit.
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I considered Fred, but I bet he doesn't know shit. I also considered leaving Howard off because I believe he is incapable of telling truth from fiction.
     
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    Idk, I think Fred knows tons. He just acts clueless.
     
  5. gayandloud

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    Sha-sha-shithead. He knows more than most and lies more than anybody.
     
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    Only truthful answers makes Beth mighty tempting
     
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    ronnie should be on the list...but only if he was truthful. ronnie knows where the bodies are buried and has been his driver for many years.

    maybe beth after the divorce.
     
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    she's so dumb, i doubt she knows or remembers anything.
     
  9. chuk

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    Well, consider it a truth serum where they have no choice.
     
  10. ItsAWholeThing

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    Artie Lang hes holding back big time.....he will explode one day.The show sucked the day he left,if he was still there we would all be still laughing
     
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    I was overlooking that flaw for the answers she would know on her past, the way they met, howard's sexual affiliation. Shit that could be used
     
  12. tHISisKiSSeL

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    i would go with either beff or ralph:

    beth: hooking history, cocaine use, how did she and HS really meet and when

    ralph: when did HS start cheating on allison and with whom, who is scott ostrosky, how did HS hide marbles from allison/the government/the horse
     
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    Winst don't know shit.
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    This. Fuck that homo (not literally). :jj:

    I want to hear from Alison. She could tell us the truth about Howard and their marriage.
     
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    I was going to say Ralph but Popeye has the best answer. I thought i heard that she married some guy pretty quickly after her divorce from Howard.
     
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    I think that Howard could raise money for the NSAL by 10 Truthful Minutes where he is hooked up to a lie detector for ten minutes and then answers questions from people willing to donate large sums. Ten minutes ...how painful could that be?? And think of all the animoes they could save!
     
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    I pick winst, then we can put that god dam thread to sleep forever.....who cares what the rest have to say.....well maybe ralph I would like to hear from, he is the gatekeeper of howard's skeleton filled closet....
     
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    Just talk to peeps on this board. They all seem to have the answers:rolleye:
     
  19. PI Nate

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    but not because she's dolt. she just couldnt possibly keep track of the miles of arab and eurotrash penis that have crossed her path...
     
  20. FlatTimmy

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    Ralph or Ronnie should have the best stories about single Howard. Maybe also some of Howard's friends, like Ross. Booey's probably heard rumors about single Howard. So he might have some good tidbits. But he wasn't there for most of it. The only problem with Ralph is that he insists he doesn't remember things very well. So even if we Sodium Pentathol-ed his ass, we might not get anything good.