Terms straight men don't know or say, but Howard says all the time

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    portion
    spa lunch
    scarves (ok for real men to wear them, if it is f*cking COLD, as a fashion statement, uh....no!!
    The Bachelorette
    outfits

    any others?
     
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    that!!
     
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    Cock, outside of this messageboard I don't think I've ever used that word in my entire life, but gay guys say it constantly. :jj:
     
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    any amount of food consumed is described as a "portion".
     
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    Also, he has a bizarre fascination with Sal's pouch and crowbars it into completely unrelated Sal discussions, I can't imagine spending that much time caring about another man's penis.
     
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    doodie
     
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    He calls his cloths "outfits."
     
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    "how big is your penis" No straight man ever asks that of another man.
     
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    Moist towelette, and you really gotta get in there for remnants.

    "Hetero." Only gay guys say that. Everybody else says "straight."

    "I felt like such a pig afterwards" only in the context of eating something that no straight man would consider a meal, much less a gorging.

    "I ate 2 portions of lasagna and a half glass of red wine and I felt like such a pig afterwards I had to go running."
     
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    "when is toni going to curl my hair"
     
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    Also dead on, there was a guy I played football with in high school who constantly did that and was always showing his off in the football locker room, sure enough he ended up :gayhand:
     
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    african-american :c
     
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    UGH!! I HATE when he says digging for remnants!!
     
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    Jimmy Kimmel made me a party :yay:
     
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    I can only imagine what Freud would make of his anal fixation.
     
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    I think when mommy took his temp via anal thermometer at 14...it caused mass psychological scarring.
     
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    spritz (or schpritz in his case)
     
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    Bloomies.