Terrible Car Starts Bidding Frenzy On eBay

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-E320-Cdi-/230997858684#viTabs_0



    If you are looking for an immaculate, well maintained example of a Mercedes e320 CDI... you have come to the wrong place.

    If however, you are low on self esteem, with a strapped budget, but shooting for the stars, welcome to my auction. May I present to you, one of the finest feats in Germanic engineering politely modelled by my 'more to love' missus. As you can see from the photos this car has seen things... things it cannot forget. I have owned this car for 3 years, and up to then it had been lovingly cared for and maintained. Since owning the vehicle, it has been thrashed, raced, rallied, and the interior has been smashed up in a domestic, not to mention the time my wife booted the wing because I suggested she eat a salad or two. ( please refer to photo of foot next to dent for reference) The car was lovingly cleaned in preparation for the 2012 summer olympics, and may be in need of another one now. This car has been a dream, and only broken down twice. But since it has had new brake pads, discs, thermostat, front springs, all the fuel lines replaced, and i even put some water in the squishes. as for the bad bits... there are none... just kidding there are lots. The cd changer in the boot doesn't work, but the radio does ( we have already preset the channels to suit our clientelle)
    The air conditioning isn't working, but the electric windows do, so bonus. The car smokes when you boot it hard.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Nice pics faggit.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    very creative
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    damn basket you're looking pretty hot
     
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    she ate the car :coffee:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Im sexy and I know it
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    the questions and answers are hilarious:

    Q: Hi there, would there be enough room in the back for three sheep and a goat dressed as jimmy saville?
    A: it would be uncomfortable for the livestock but anythings possible
     
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    did we ever get to see those nipples of yours??
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    if you buy the car you may find a pic under the DRIVERS seat
     
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    Look at the trunk on that thing.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    [TABLE="width: 100%"]
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    [TD="class: questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg, width: 633"]I read that the car has no bullet holes. Is it possible for you to add some? The car is nearly perfect, but without bullet holes i can't bid. [/TD]
    [TD="class: questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg, width: 20%, align: right"]13-Jun-13[/TD]
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    [TD="class: questionA questionrowpadding, width: 15"]A: [/TD]
    [TD="class: questioncontent questionrowpadding"]not being in possession of a firearm I am unable to meet your requirements, I do have a ballpein hammer and will happily give it the once over should that be to your liking. [/TD]
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Boob shot for the guys
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    That is great
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I hope i can sell it
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  20. boxers

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    Too low. Wouldnt even make it over a California RR Track