Terror in Sudbury

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by doughhead63, Oct 24, 2014.

  1. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Canada's worst dishwasher is out of a job.

    @Ryan Lever

    How goes the job search?

    Have you hired a "head hunter" that specializes in placing highly skilled dishwashers?
     
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  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    @Ryan Lever, please tell us about the resume you have put together for your job search.
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    He is ripe for ISIS recruiters at this time. Be gentle with him, or he may drift towards the dark side.
     
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    yea he should totally get that. then steal the secret to washing dishes so he can buy his own plate one day
     
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    [​IMG]

    Bottomless bacon laughs and dances at Lever's misfortune
     
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    I get such a sad feeling in the pit of my stomach right when he looks up and smiles after handing them off.every time.
    He's happy but he's a cretin. He looks so pleased but his brain is so simple. I want to cry I feel so bad.
    I remember it from the first time I saw the video.
     
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    Sometimes I have a bad day, then I log in here and I realize that no matter how bad things in my life get, I'll never be a toothless unemployed dishwasher who sucks cocks for meth. :cheer:
     
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  10. Schmoopy

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    Stop the e-bullying, Glenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:

    Fuck off, Johnny D!
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This thread is mean. What did Lever ever do to you?
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Fucking losers picking on Lever.:facepalm:
     
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  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I agree.:grad:






























    [​IMG]:lol:
     
  15. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    https://plus.google.com/103897067522391593282

    Work

    Occupation
    Comedian (Just Laid Off In Between Jobs)
    Skills
    Making people laugh

    Story

    Tagline
    I Am A Nice Guy Who Loves To Laugh And Schtick Is My Thing Love Me Or Hate Me I do not care.
    Introduction
    This is indeed Ryan Lever from Sudbury,ontario :) You can also find me on twitter and I also am on Youtube
    Bragging rights
    I have a 9 year old daughter who means the world to me who I do not get to see enough. I love You

    He's on Linked in:

    https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ryan-lever/65/604/4bb
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    They need to get a life, bro.
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    Good god :stalker: