Testicle biting fish in Jersey

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  1. Shithead

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    Testicle-biting fish found in New Jersey
    By Todd Venezia

    June 24, 2015 | 2:11am


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    A pacu fish Photo: AP

    Hey, guys, if you go lake fishing in hip boots in New Jersey, better wear a cup to protect the “family jewels.”

    A man and his son caught a strange species in Swedes Lake in southern Jersey that turned out to be a rare Amazonian fish known in South America as the “Nutcracker,” according to reports.

    The pacu fish looks like a piranha but instead of razor teeth has flat, almost human choppers.

    It’s notorious for biting the testicles of swimmers and fisherman in the Amazon, the Daily Mail said.

    The Jersey pacu may have been in someone’s exotic aquarium before being abandoned.
     
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    If I lived around there I wouldn't be go within a mile of that lake. Ball biting....
     
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    Hey Robin, I think I'll take Beth fishing this weekend....
     
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    I thought that's what you call an AC hooker...
     
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    wonderful
     
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    "The bottom teeth on this fish are a tribute to me, Robin."

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    That would make the sport of fishing a little bit harder. Ouch!
     
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    So stupid it's a pacu a very common aquarium fish that obviously got dumped in the lake from someone
     
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    No kidding. They're about as rare as canada geese.
     
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    Yet another reason for me to avoid jersey.
     
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    you don't go in the NJ waters unless you want to glow in the dark and like the taste of dioxin.
     
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    First the amazon urethra fish now this.