Testicle biting fish in Jersey

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  1. Shithead

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    Testicle-biting fish found in New Jersey
    By Todd Venezia

    June 24, 2015 | 2:11am


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    A pacu fish Photo: AP

    Hey, guys, if you go lake fishing in hip boots in New Jersey, better wear a cup to protect the “family jewels.”

    A man and his son caught a strange species in Swedes Lake in southern Jersey that turned out to be a rare Amazonian fish known in South America as the “Nutcracker,” according to reports.

    The pacu fish looks like a piranha but instead of razor teeth has flat, almost human choppers.

    It’s notorious for biting the testicles of swimmers and fisherman in the Amazon, the ********** said.

    The Jersey pacu may have been in someone’s exotic aquarium before being abandoned.
     
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    If I lived around there I wouldn't be go within a mile of that lake. Ball biting....
     
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    Hey Robin, I think I'll take Beth fishing this weekend....
     
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    I thought that's what you call an AC hooker...
     
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    wonderful
     
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    "The bottom teeth on this fish are a tribute to me, Robin."

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    That would make the sport of fishing a little bit harder. Ouch!
     
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    So stupid it's a pacu a very common aquarium fish that obviously got dumped in the lake from someone
     
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    No kidding. They're about as rare as canada geese.
     
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    Yet another reason for me to avoid jersey.
     
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    you don't go in the NJ waters unless you want to glow in the dark and like the taste of dioxin.
     
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    First the amazon urethra fish now this.