News Texas High School Senior Gets Brand-New Car For Perfect Attendance

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    High school senior Stormy Brewer was awarded a brand new car just for having perfect attendance. At the beginning of the year, 1,200 students in Byran, Texas signed up for the challenge to never miss a day of class. More than a quarter of them were successful. 55 students were then randomly selected to win $1,000 scholarships. But only Stormy got the keys to the Toyota Scion.
     
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    I had perfect attendance in high school & all I got was a certificate :bigcry:
     
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    she better drop some weight if she wants to follow her destiny as a weather girl.
     
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    Could they give me anything for cutting classes?
     
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    Maybe she can use the car to drive to a gym.
     
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    I've heard of some inner city school trying programs where kids are paid for attending. Sad stuff.
     
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    Stormy? It must suck having a stripper name but not a stripper body.
     
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    $1000 college scholarship?? :jj:

    That's like getting a 75 cent gasoline voucher
     
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    Stormy promptly devoured the car.
     
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    "Good job! Now here's a car they don't make anymore!"
     
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    He'll have to pay taxes on the car, register fees etc...
     
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    Hook em for life.
     
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    A Toyota Scion? Is that like a Ford Mercury?
     
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    Poor girl probably has those tricep/elbow rolls when she extends her arms. If not now... Soon.
     
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    They're just merging the brands, all the models will still exist, just branded as Toyotas. It's not like they gave her a Daewoo or Suzuki or something.
     
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    she's not gonna fit in that :nono:
     
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    Some goody two-shoes cunt I attended school with got perfect attendance from K-12. She got a sticker on her diploma. I missed the maximum days per year without failing and graduated 4th in my class with a 3.998. Fuck her cunty ass. It's only HS - it means jack shit.
     
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    She should park the car and jog a few miles each day. Jesus - look at those arms.
     
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