CCTV [Texas] How to defend yourself while smoking.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SuperFarts, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. SuperFarts

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    Kept smokin' like a boss.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    God bless em'
     
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    Those fucking cowardly pukes always scramble like roaches when someone starts shooting back.
     
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    Boss man
     
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    In every video featuring these urban gentlemen looking for textbook money this is what you hear when someone starts shooting back:

     
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    worst shot in the history of ballistics
     
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    Like a Boss. That's how we roll. I'd let him borrow my red sweater.
     
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    a rare Kenneth Keith sighting.
     
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    That's one pissed off hippie
     
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    THIS! Christ, I was hoping to see one less bad guy on the planet the way the cashier unloaded in his direction.
     
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    That's some Clint Eastwood shit! would have been nice if the robber got killed, she's still a badass though.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Bu but guns kill people
     
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    I think all the Texas thieves need to have a talk and just knock off the store robberies all together. Don't ever seem to go their way. :jj:
     
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    I noticed that. Now he just needs a pair of shades...thug life.
     
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    God Bless the 2nd Amendment
     
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    27 seconds or so in
    the smoke person considers taking a good long haul off the cigrarette
    but then shoots some more

    enjoyable
     
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    Probably didn't even drop the ash off the tip of that coffin nail. I salute you smoke shop man.
     
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    America, at least open Carry states, are still great.

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