Texas isn't 100% shit

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    I just watched a documentary, Little Hope was Arson, and it was filmed in and around the town of Tyler, where my grandpa's whole family was from. I said GOD DAMN are those some unfortunate looking poor people.
     
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    Dawg won't like this. But we're not here to shit on Texas.

    Any chili recipes?
     
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    Hell no, they couldn't cook and were dirt poor. They didn't even have any of those dishes that poor people used to cobble together that end up tasting wonderful. My grandpa's favorite sandwich was a big slice of raw onion on white bread.
     
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    Woah. Onion sandwich
     
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    Raw onion sandwich.
     
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    UGH
     
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    Ok?
     
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    Just so you know, we keep a pretty close watch on threads like this one. We don't want any slanderous statements made about Texas.
     
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    we like Austin.
     
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    Speak up Goatcabin you lurking prick
     
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    We think that the Austin folks are a bunch of sissy boys. Most of them only carry one gun.
     
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    In which part of Texas would a NYer be least likely to cause a commotion
     
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    Probably Austin. It's the most diverse but there are still lots of Cowboy types.