Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Oct 31, 2010.
Hell, that looks like back home, Dawg! I know lots of bars like that. If you're gonna bring it at all, you better bring it all, or just sit on your barstool and drink!
Damn right! You punch someone in the face you better be prepared to go all the way.
Don't punch me. I'm just sayin!
YEAAA!!! Talk about putting someone to sleep, that nigga was SNORING
What the hell is this show about?? I might have to check it out.
Its americas next top driller.
Drilling with the stars.
A show Howard Stern will not be watching. Not gay enough.
Add Ryan Seacrest and make it all male.
It would be the whole first hour on Monday.
Am I gone get banned?
Hi. I'm HowieCalbo. It was only a joke. I may have offended a few people...
I hope no one around here does not get offended that easy!
Can I be a supporter using food stamps?
Nah, that's gettin' drilled and SEEIN' stars!
Speaking of stars, that reminds me. Tonight is somewhat of an anniversary.
There's a bar back home called Orpha's, and I was there on Halloween night in about '97 I think. Anyway, I'm sittin at the bar, with my back to the door (brilliant idea, btw.) and I catch a flying beer bottle in the back of the head from some guy I didn't know, knocking me off my stool. As luck would have it, as I was coming up off the floor, the first thing in my view was the rack of pool cues. But by the time I'd gotten up and grabbed one, he'd already been thumped while being thrown out.
Anyway, the barmaid (about 15 years my junior and cute) comes around and wants to look at my head. She sits on the stool next to me, and sticks my face in her lap. Right in her lap. (Hell, just leave me here all night.) Anyway she said I was gonna need stitches, and I assured her when I was finished drinking, I'd go get me some. This was about 10:30-11.
So from there, I went to the ER about 1:30AM.
Next thing I know it's 6AM, and I'm waking up in the waiting room of the ER. I go up to the desk and tell the lady, "I came in here last night to get stitches and I really need to get this done and get out of here."
She asks what time.
I tell her.
A doctor immediately takes me in the back, pulls my hair back. Looks at my head and laughing says, "You've got staples in your head! Get out of here!"
Chip ZNuff got knocked out!
Nah, that's the fun part. Chuck would make about 2 of me.
this is s real show or what? whats the concept?