Texas, land of steers and queers

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  1. Shithead

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    Texas volunteer firefighters used sausage in filmed sex assault of new recruit: police
    BY Nina Golgowski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, April 9, 2015, 7:49 PM
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    From left: Alec Chase Miller, 28, and Keith Edward Wisakowsky, 26, were arrested along with five other volunteer firefighters in connection with a sexual assault at a Ellis County volunteer fire department.


    A group of volunteer firefighters in Texas is accused of sodomizing a new recruit with a chorizo sausage as a sickening rite of passage.

    The vile act, filmed by a woman on her cell phone, saw five firefighters hold the man down and abuse him after initially trying with a broomstick, according to court documents obtained by the Dallas Morning News.

    "I have something better," one unidentified sicko is heard saying on video before going to a refrigerator inside the Emergency Service District 6 Volunteer Fire Department near Waxahachie and retrieving the meat.

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    From left: Blake Jerold Tucker, 19, and Casey Joe Stafford, 30, were arrested along with five other volunteer firefighters in connection with a sexual assault at a Ellis County volunteer fire department.


    In the background people can be heard "yelling and laughing with excitement," according to an arrest warrant affidavit for the Jan. 20 incident.

    Five men were charged with felony aggravated sexual assault in the case: Alec Chase Miller, 28; Casey Joe Stafford, 30; Keith Edward Wisakowsky, 26; Preston Thomas Peyrot, 19; and Blake Jerold Tucker, 19

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    From left: Preston Peyrot, 19, was arrested along with five other volunteer firefighters. Brittany Leanne Parten, 23, was arrested for allegedly using her cell phone to film the sexual assault.


    Brittany Parten, 23, was also arrested and charged for allegedly recording the alleged hazing.

    "We're disgusted," Ellis County Commissioner Paul Perry told Fox4 of the scandal.

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    It was at this Ellis County volunteer fire department that the assault allegedly took place.
    "We're not in the news much down here, so this is a very shocking thing," he added. "I think people were surprised and it really kind of goes beyond that."

    The incident ended with the man crawling into a nearby bathroom where he threw up, the Morning News reported.
     
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  2. zutroy

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    I like how they needed to clarify what kind of sausage it was.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That's how my first date from "DawgShedDating" ended.
     
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    Chorizo is spicy . I believe blobin thought it to be a delicacy.
     
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    I like chorizo, just not up my ass
     
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    I guess they take firefighting really serious down in Texas. Up here they just drink beer in the firehouse.
     
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    As a firefighter, I'm ashamed that douchebags like these would even consider calling themselves firefighters.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I wish they had told me if it was humanely sourced pork.

    I don't go for that factory farming bullshit
     
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    If I had just been held down and buttraped with a broom or a sausage, I would get busy with one of those fire axes. The guy who had the idea to get the sausage, would be the first guy to have his forearms chopped off. How do you just puke and call the cops? I couldn't go on after that. Not unless I collected some heads as restitution.
     
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    "Yeah, let's fuck him up the ass! Welcome to the club we've all done it!"
     
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    Now I know why Texas is so against gay marriage, they want to keep the sanctity of ass play to their good ole boys.
     
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    Oh, I didn't know this. A polish sausage would have been more humane. Dude's going to be shitting blood.
     
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    Who in the hell thought up sodomizing people with foreign objects as a good way to build a team atmosphere? :facepalm:

    I guess next time you call the fire department, you can pick out the new guys by the limp and blood stains on their pants.
     
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    it's weird there was a broad involved

    you put dudes together in any kind of group and sooner or later someone might try something homo
    but a broad in the mix usually means it doesn't happen
     
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    At least it's firefighters and not cops this time. :yes:
     
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    Have you seen most "female" firefighters?
     
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    I don't think I've seen one to be honest
    A little softball playerish are they?
     
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    don't chorizo sausage me bro
     
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    Saying "a stocky gal" is generally an understatement. Gotta be a female moose to pass the physical requirements.