Politics Texas secession discussion

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  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    not really sure how to tag this but

    good for Texas, they're like the Lebron of the country and have been for about 200 years. i hope they secede and then i'll become a fuckin texan and ranch cattle and hunt mule deer

    when do the voting results drop yall?
     
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    What's your favorite salad dressing
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    dude im moving to Austin in 2017, how is this going to help me?
     
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    Mine is blue cheese
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Chriza shut the fuck up this is serious
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :lol:
     
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    it'll be the same besides the texas being another country part so that might get more complicated
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    this doesn't help me
     
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    Texas is going to be sorry when America is great again and they're on the outside looking in.
     
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    Everything's bigger in Texas.

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    I got a whole buncha Astros on my fantasy ball team

    fuck texas



    fuck it right in it's fucking ass



    and yeah
    fantasy baseball is super retarded and gay
     
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    You seem like a Thousand Island kind of guy
     
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    Will never happen.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    . You see sesesh has to be cleared away by the hand of God like the Jews of old.

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    You will have to learn how to speak Texan and buy a ten gallon hat.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You'd be mexico's Canada if you did that :owned:
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i'm not even gonna lie right now, that's my favorite

    dude you're like the John Edwards of condiments, thats fucking incredible
     
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    I wonder what the most popular salad dressing is in Texas?
     
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    Duh, Ranch
     
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