Texas wants our help...?

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  1. freds

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  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Never!!!! Gtfo!
     
  3. Gas Face

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    I thought Texans were self- sufficient.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    loolz pussies.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If Texas isn't entitled to FEMA assistance they should have their federal tax obligation reduced. Regardless of politics, if you are forced to pay into the system you should be entitled to the benefits of the system.
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Texas is more than self sufficient.
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    ..but they have lots of guns in Texas
     
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    this evn tho it galls me
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    im about to call dawg yall.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't think anyone other than maybe a few republicans with integrity are actually saying texas shouldn't get fema help. but it takes texas sized balls to ask for help from the federal program you've been voting to destroy since it's existed.
     
  11. freds

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    "Presidents have been generous to Texas when it comes to disaster declarations, despite the anti-Washington sentiments of the state’s political leadership. From 1953 to 2011, Texas received 86 major-disaster declarations, the most of any state in the country, according to a 2012 report by the Congressional Research Service. California received 78, and New York 65."
     
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    Obama should chainsaw the state off of our continent and push it down to South America.
     
  13. freds

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    or, float it off into the Gulf of Mexico and then sink it.
     
  14. geo

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    screw politics. let's fuck some whores!

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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it really is a piece of shit state.
     
  16. boxers

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    I dont know who fema is but he cant have more of my money
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i dont recognize any of these whores
     
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    Texas has the hottest women. we will evacuate them before the sinking.
     
  19. boxers

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    Ifin them Chixy Dicks is from texas then they can have my money. i fuckin love them bitches
     
  20. acagirl98

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    how longwith a jigsaw would it take to saw the whole state line/