Texts from a Stranger. Do you speak jive?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Vyb, Oct 11, 2012.

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  1. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So I get this text out of the blue from a strange cell number.

    Stick with it. Because I got a ketchin at the end.

    [​IMG]
     
    Oct 11, 2012 #1
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. nazdrowie

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    I speak jyv :c
     
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  4. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    a deer
     
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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you should ask them "What's the Vyb?" you are totally slipping
     
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  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    not sure if I should keep refreshing...
     
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  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I got one by some chick in Jersey sending me a naked self shot in her bathroom
     
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  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :jj:
     
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  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ok so at this point she called me. I picked up, and said "Hello" and she said "Oh, hai" and it was clear it was a black girl. I kind of laughed and said "I think you've got the wrong number." She laughed and said "Ok." We both hung up.
     
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  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    now that's thread worthy
     
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  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Say you are Napolina, a fine full-figured woman.
     
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  12. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    that's some game you got there Vyb :facepalm:
     
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  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ok so after we hung up this is what happened

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Oderus

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    :nocheer: WTF dude
     
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  15. Suzy

    Suzy Active Member

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    sorry, it was clearly an accident.
     
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  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    <----- PM Napoleon V
     
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  17. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    oh, it's not over. ok...
     
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  18. Napoleon V2

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    Where is this girl's father?
     
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  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Then this...and my question is pertains to the last thing she says which gets clipped off here, but I got it in the next one

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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