TFW: a good looking girl you haven't seen in a long time says to you.................

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    ...............I always wanted to hook up with you but you had a girlfriend

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    feels batman :facepalm:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i had that happen to me but she told me that she had a huge crush on me in high school but she never let me know because she thought i was stuck up.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I wanna go for a ride. :nocheer:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    did you bend her over? :madsex:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I had that happen before. Only difference was she said she didn't think I was interested. I felt like shit, took it as a compliment, and then went back to feeling like shit again.
     
  6. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I've actually heard that one a couple of times....I figured they were just trying to boost my ego, because they only say it when THEY have a boyfriend/husband...:nojj:
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    been there, and he was my high school crush too.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    What was his name? :munch:
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it was at a party at a friend's parents' house during summer vacation my senior year of college. we fucked in a tv room in the basement. she was a sloppy as fuck kisser and it wasn't great. tits were small and vag was taught.
     
  10. garypagetwo

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    um it was a girl. marie
    in other words the best lay of your life, loser
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you the guy who gets mad when another guy gets laid. :jj:
     
  12. Teeney

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    Mr. Potato Head I didn't know your name was Marie.
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    sounds aiight :dontknow:
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :giggle:
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

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    Oh. You said 'he'.

    He used a period, not a comma. :nono:
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Oh. You said 'he'.

    He used a period, not a comma. :nono:
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What movie did you see that happen?



    Because lord knows it never happened IRL.
    :c
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    GDI. :mad:
     
  19. Mojopin

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    Welcome to Facebook. I'm chatting with a girl right now who keeps asking "why didn't you ever try to hook up with me?"

    Fuckin' Christ.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    oh it was good but the kissing was kind of gross. it was like after we got done i could smell her dried saliva on my face.

    so why didn't you lay this chick down and stick it to her?