tfw no gf

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    to feel or not to feel?
    that is the qurstion
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Just pull your weenie brah.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Ain't the same
     
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    I know :bigcry:
     
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    BM said you can fuck him in the ass until you find that special someone :dontknow:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I got laid yesterday but no gf
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    then you are living the dream
     
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    gf is better
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    lol if your one of those guys that need to be cuddled after sex

    then I guess so
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Aren't you married?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    yes
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    U saying you would rather not be?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    At times would be much better then nag nag nag all day.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Is that why you moved to Afghanistan?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :lol:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Can your wife be my gf?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    OMG if you can take her shopping, then to those lame chick flicks movies, then her vegetarian restaurants and then watch her trashy reality shows

    I will pay you

    Hell I will throw in one of my sisters too
     
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    Do I get to bang them?
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Of course.... Then I can sneak off to a Tijuana whorehouse :yes: