TGIF Breakfast Thread

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  1. MrWarmth

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    May I take your order? BWAHAHAHAHA! :jj:

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    Why is that so fucking funny I'm wondering.
     
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    because it describes the human condition so well?
     
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    Awful.
     
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    I thought it was just me.
     
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    Experts in comedy :coffee:
     
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    Oh thank god. I thought I was going to have to start this thread :shitcoffee:
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    You need your rest. That Cauliflower Toboulli is a bitch to make. :coffee:
     
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    That was on my menu today, how'd you know???? She said she's not in the mood for salads and cold foods though. Thank you. This is my new Vegan/Gluten Free/ Organic woman whose husband misses eating meat. I don't think she believes me that barley is not gluten free, but hey. What can you do. :p

    Roasted Vegetable Barley Soup

    Sautéed Kale

    Stir Fry with Rice Noodles

    Roasted Green Beans with Grape Tomatoes, Red Onions and Dill

    Red Lentil Dal

    Roasted Butternut Squash with Walnuts and Lentils


    For Tom:

    Pan Grilled Espresso Spice Rubbed Filet Mignon

    Roasted Potatoes
     
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    She might as well eat birdseed for crying out loud. And if I was Tom, when the pussyfag is done eating his meat, I would get up from the table and let out a big stinky fart at that buitch. Fuck her. Fuck her in Hell. Thank you.
     
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    I meant bitch not buitch. Thank you.
     
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    This thread sucks @bill start a better one
     
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    Nothing like a nice reheated filet mignon.
     
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    If you know how to do it correctly, it's perfect. And I do. I've done it five million times. :coffee:
     
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    You should see this cockamamie cookbooks she wants me to cook out of. Holy fuck. :grr: Marinara sauce... the whole idea is to get more vegetables. So this marinara has TOMOTOES and CUCUMBERS.
    That's it. Stupidest goddamn book ever.

    What do I care, as long as the check clears. :cash:
     
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    you do, but do they?
     
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    I mean if you cook it properly to begin with. There's a method. Thank you.

    And yes, they do. I make sure of it, so they don't turn it into a piece of hard dogshit. :party:
     
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    Hear about the guy who was eating a gluten free snack and got hit by a bread truck? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! :jj:
     
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    That really didn't happen, I just made it up :coffee:
     
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    Hold the phone :woah: