**TGIT Schtrarbuchs™ Schilling THSS Mockery Thread**

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Jackie chair, Aug 18, 2015.

  1. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Morning. Stephen Colbert this is your life edition today. :nocheer: Wasn't he just on for that boring wrestling movie?
     
  2. Robert Higgins

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    'morning everybody!

    Hope the a/c is cranked in your office today!

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  3. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Top of the morning to you all! :hat:
     
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    Good morning. Howard lives every day like it's Tuesday!
     
  5. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nice low energy song to get things going. Ugh.
     
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    Excuse me while I go get my Shtarbucksh

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  7. The Jackie chair

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    Benji weight loss vortex...
     
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    Crazy Alice! "I heard Gay Howard dis mornin."
     
  9. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No more George Takei now they use elephant boy for announcements. And late night show delusions.
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

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    Do I need to take a break Fred?
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Apple plug...
     
  12. The Jackie chair

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    Robin admitted she was wrong about a news story...and more stale Bill Cosby talk.:faint:
     
  13. Benjamen

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    Howard calls her Angry Alice, but I call her Astute Alice. She discovered Howard's gayness back when we all thought he was unwaveringly straight. And how did we reward her? We called her Crazy. But we were the crazy ones! :bigcry:
     
  14. bznick

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    Fixed that for you. :p
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Ralph was over my apartment yesterday...":sex:
     
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    Robin has driven me off the radio. Again.
     
  17. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Actual wire tap conversation:

    You want to play? I'll play with you and I'm gonna play hard, too.
    (whip cracks...) "OHHHHH"!!!!
    You're mine now, you're my possession.
    Alright, we have an agreement, right? You're mine until I'm done with you.
    You're my boy aren't you? Aren't you?
    I'm gonna have some fun with you.
    You like that? Huh? Yeah, that's it, choke on it.
    Lose your fucking teeth, I said suck that dick - don't chew on it. Right? Now do it right.
    Ooooh, yeah. Yeah, it's showtime.
     
  18. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    20 minutes of pure shit...time for a break Fred.
     
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    Howard lecturing Sal on what penis length is "funny." Lassie being asked to bark once for each inch of Cosby's penis, then barking endlessly, is not funny, according to Howard. "Twelve inches would've been funny," according to Howard.
     
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    Howard mocking Sal's sex life with his wife.
     
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