Thank you Al Gore

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  1. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    For creating the internets. My cock salutes you!

    I was just watching a hot porn on xhamster and I was overcome with a sense of happiness and purpose. So many hot amateur women getting fucked and filming it on their phones. Then some saint some how gets a hold of the video and 5 minutes later it's on the net.
    God bless America and the girl who I just came to. You don't know me baby, but we just shared a moment.
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    its too bad its all gonna come to a screeching halt once his global warming kicks in..
    ....al gore giveth and al gore taketh away:(
     
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    Xhamster was fucked up for me last night... Had to hit the ol' red tube.
     
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  5. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    Trust in Al Gore. He brought us stolen amateur porn for less than the price of cable. He'll figure something out.
     
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    I feel your pain. Redtube is so '09.
     
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    it's really turned into a worthless load of shit

    porn, who wants to buy my used shoes, millions of shut ins insulting the lives of other shut ins, stealing movies and music

    and every once in a while a little kid actually uses it to learn something

    then more porn
     
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  8. oldpaddy

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    Right on Bro! The Internet rocks!
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    computers are porn machines and the internet is the porn channel.
     
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    Link it you selfish prick!
     
  12. oldpaddy

    oldpaddy Well-Known Member

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    I don't know you well enough to share my porn stash with you. Nothing personal.
    She's wicked hot though.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I found this fabulous documentary last night. Enjoy.
     
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    True story...
    I took my daughter to the dentist today, the nurse told me she would be in there for at least an hour, so I went to my car to be more comfortable.
    I was browsing facebook, and someone got hacked and there was a post for Kim Kardashian's mudshark porn. So then I decided to look it up again, it's been awhile.
    It sucked just as bad as I remembered, but then I started browsing other videos.... before I knew it, I was pumping off right there in the parking lot. Right as I came, a fucking gorgeous woman was walking to her car, we locked eyes right as I came. She couldn't see anything, but making eye contact right at that second was awesome.
    My point is, the internet.
     
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    You sir, are a true American.
     
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    Original name for the internet in the 60s/70s was the Arpanet before the defense dept. took over the Advanced Research Projects Agency.
     
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    Where do all you knob scoffers in the USA get the idea that Al Gore invented the internet - he had fuck all to do with it - the only thing Al Gore invented was global warming which doesn't even exist.

    What is considered the internet today, the World Wide Web and HTML, was invented by Tim Berners-Lee - so you can shove Al Gore up your Arse, the guy is a prize CUNT.
     
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    Too young to remember the 2000 election?
     
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