Thank You All

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Thank you for universally making me the most widely loved and adored poster in the history of Dawgs and the entire internet. I humbly stand before you today with an abundance of honor, class, dignity and respect. It is my esteemed honor and privilege to grace your otherwise dark and boring lives with the blinding light that emits from within me like a beacon revealing the path to the promised land. It's been a long hard road full of insurmountable odds and obstacles and I overcame each and every single one and made it look easy in the process. All while in the spotlight on the biggest stage while the dark forces planned and plotted my demise but got foiled at every single turn. I proudly accept this mantle of role model for your children that you cannot possibly fulfill yourselves with your insufficient means. The living embodiment of mental, physical and spiritual perfection. Often imitated but never duplicated or replicated. There can be only one undisputed champion and I am proud to be that man. So to you, my fans, I say thank you and you're welcome.
     
  2. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who are you and what do you do for a living?
     
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    Thedomina Unfriendly

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    No wonder your girlfriend left you
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Little did that anal engineer JohnDaniels know the force he was unleashing when he messed with you at SFN.
     
  5. Bryce

    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    you're quite welcome, sire ._.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    The Mother's Day card to your mom must be something.
     
  9. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Is this a manifesto?
     
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    Larry, cutting a conceited heel promo.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I don't believe in cards.
     
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    Dorb Pigs need luv to Gold

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    Who are you and who is your daddy?
     
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I had the idea for this promo when I went to bed after 10 beers last night. I'm surprised I remembered it.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Lucifer?
     
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    Somebody must have purchased himself a shiny new wwe belt this morning
     
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