Thank you for universally making me the most widely loved and adored poster in the history of Dawgs and the entire internet. I humbly stand before you today with an abundance of honor, class, dignity and respect. It is my esteemed honor and privilege to grace your otherwise dark and boring lives with the blinding light that emits from within me like a beacon revealing the path to the promised land. It's been a long hard road full of insurmountable odds and obstacles and I overcame each and every single one and made it look easy in the process. All while in the spotlight on the biggest stage while the dark forces planned and plotted my demise but got foiled at every single turn. I proudly accept this mantle of role model for your children that you cannot possibly fulfill yourselves with your insufficient means. The living embodiment of mental, physical and spiritual perfection. Often imitated but never duplicated or replicated. There can be only one undisputed champion and I am proud to be that man. So to you, my fans, I say thank you and you're welcome.