Thank you Denise

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I went to a wedding last night, and everyone was drinking, She was the bartender and made my seltzer water look like I was drinking an alcoholic drink so nobody would hassle me about not drinking
     
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    jfc you faggot
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I almost fucked a girl named Denise once
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    Too much bread.
    Not enuff meatballs n cheese.
    Get on that.
    TY.
     
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  5. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    if you want something more than bread and veggies, i suggest you go elsewhere
     
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    how the fuck did she make it look like alcohol? and why would anyone hassle you for not drinking? You need new friends
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    :eek::echick:
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    You're a weird dude, sammich-man.
     
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    I recently replaced sprite with seltzer as a mixer in my vodka bombs. So much better...wtf was I thinking?
     
  12. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    What is this about?
     
  13. Chigs

    Chigs Above the Waves VIP

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    I did.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Why didn't you drink ?
     
  15. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    I've drank enough for this lifetime
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Fair enough.