Thank you Jesus

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  1. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    for giving me the strength to open my heart to you and allowing me to see the beauty of life that God has set beforth me
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Some broad send you nudes?
     
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  3. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    no, but i had some great sex with the ex wife yesterday
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    That's always healthy. Now yer gonna occasionally have to feed her.
     
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    Congrats, she is fantastic in the sack :lo5:
     
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  6. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i met her up at the spectrum, we had a quick lunch, and a few drinks, then we went and got a couples massage, and then we went home and watched the first few minutes of the first episode of sons of anarchy and then we made out, and then we made love
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i wouldn't be surprised
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    at first i was like :facepalm: but its better than having some cunt who wants to kill you so good luck.
     
  9. Shivvy

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    he is risen
     
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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    great av shivvy :cheer:
     
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  11. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    amen, i shall fear not and want not when the lord consumes my heart
     
  12. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    hey sexy
     
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  13. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    she's just another cunt on my fuck rotation righ tnow
     
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  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck off me nigga
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i'm sorry, i always do that, i come on too strong, i'm sorry, i will give you your space
     
  16. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    i hate myself so fucking much, why can't i just not do that
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ill use a condom next time
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    @Just Peachy
     
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    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    she loves it when i talk dirty like that