Thanks to my term-life insurance policy

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

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    I am worth more to my family dead than I am alive.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. wicked smaaaht

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    That's all they wanted
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    It happens.
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    you are underestimating the value of love my friend :hug:
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Plus if they sell your body to science, they can make a little more money on top of that.
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Why wait? They can start harvesting before he dies. HF, meet me at super 8 on Friday.
     
  8. RenchFries

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    I'd only get something like that if I trusted everyone in my family a 100%.

    That's a good reason to kill a nigga. Just sayin'.
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    thats what term life is supposed to do. whole life is an investment vehicle but term is for continuity