Thanksgiving/Columbus Day roadkill game

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  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Person with the closest correct answer wins.
    Holiday bonus: If you guess I'll hit a wild turkey or an Injun, and I actually do, I'll go down on you. :hat:
    It starts now! :derp:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    2 total

    1 frog. 1 possum.

    Bonus #2:

    2 million loons to you and a gift certificate for a year of free poutine and $50 dollars at Cheesecake Factory if you run over my wife. Twice.
     
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    i am going with a porcupine

    Were you driving through schoharie county in the last few days? Saw an awwwwwful lot of roadkill out there. it was fresh.
     
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    i am going with a porcupine

    Were you driving through schoharie county in the last few days? Saw an awwwwwful lot of roadkill out there. it was fresh.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Congratulations! By not choosing turkey you have passed my secret gay test.

    Monk's no homo.

    Description of wife, please.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Lisa's down for two porcupines.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :hug:

    I was hoping you'd still be up! :wub:

    And that you'd guess turkey. :marx:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    5'1" 108 pounds

    Brunette. Very limber. 2nd degree Black Belt.

    32D

    Size 2

    And a raging shitbag.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Speaking of turkey and eating out, any leftovers in the fridge? :dontknow:
     
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    Charming.
     
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    yeh
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :dance:

    You hungry?
     
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    Thinking of picking up the road kill? We could smoke it.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    If I hit the red man we could smoke-um his peace pipe. :smoke:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    About 10 mins away now.

    Are you missing-me awake or feeling-sick awake?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She can be. Very EZ on the eyes and quite pretty too.

    Too bad she needs treads on her back.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Tonight's official tally: 0

    Hype outweighs meat.

    Thanks for playing.:hat:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You need to swerve more and go off road and shits.

    8.7 on the attempt.

    0.0 on the dismount.

    Still, much love for ya Low. :thumbup2: