Thanksgiving Reminder: Be sure to refrigerate your can of jellied cranberry sauce.

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    It comes out of the can much better when cold.

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  2. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Spread it on a peanut butter sandwich to fuck with the kids.
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    I love that shit

    fuck the haters
     
  4. ilovebacon

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    I love the sound it makes when it plops out of the can. :cheer:
     
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    done & done
     
  6. gwartney

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    It's really my favorite. Put a nice big bite of turkey on your fork and then scoop up some cranberry sauce and eat them together. They should package it that way.
     
  7. beatlejaws

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    mayo turkey cs sandwich
     
  8. Capn Crud

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    Kind of sounds like pulling your dick out of a nice juicy pussy
     
  9. gwartney

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    :bigthink: :cheer:
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    I like cranberry sauce that has the real berries it it
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    That's an excellent move.

    Sometimes I triple it up with some mashed taters too.
     
  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    That shit is vile. :puke:
     
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    I like making it fresh; it's so easy to do and looks better than the can-mold
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Calm down, we see you.
     
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    oh and don't forget to put your heads in the ovens too! :cheer:
     
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    My favorite, too. :cheer:
     
  17. Lostronaut

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    Canberry sauce

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  18. HeinousMark

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    ...cccrrraaannbbeerryy ssaauuccee.....

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