Thanksgiving travelers eat 8,300 Cinnabons EVERY HOUR - that's 175million calories per day

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I have eaten a Cinnabon a couple of times but never knew how many calories they were. They are addicting. It's hard to walk by their stand and not buy one. It's probably the most fattening pastry you can eat at 880 calories.

    American travels trying to get home for the holidays will be fueling up on Cinnabons, it seems.

    Cinnabon has revealed that it expects to sell nearly one million rolls between Wednesday and Sunday - that's a whopping 8,300 rolls every hour, and 175million calories per day.

    'Some people wait all year to indulge,' Deborah Rowley, Cinnabon’s vice president of new market operations, told Bloomberg Businessweek of the 880-calorie cinnamon roll.

    According to Ms Rowley, Cinnabon sales increase about 50per cent from Thanksgiving until January 2nd, with Las Vegas airport being the biggest Cinnabon seller.

    Cinnabon, which was founded in Seattle in 1985, now operates more than 770 locations worldwide, and according to Google, even searches for the sweet treat increase during the holiday period.

    Christmas Eve, however, is Cinnabon's busiest day of the year with some stores receiving 500 pre-orders that day.

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    I think the last time I ate one of those I was in high school.
     
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    I prefer the pillsbury cinnamon rolls that come in an exploding tube.
     
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    That little pop/explosion is the best. (I'm easy to please)
     
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    When I was a kid my grandmother used to make biscuits out of the can, and she always let me bang it on the counter.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I was gonna make a gross leg rubbing joke there, but since it's the holidays, I'll let it go. :)
     
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    Never been to one. But I'd like to eat the CEO.

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Since it's a holiday I'll let you have at it. Sock it to me!
     
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    What a Cinnabon is. 9 parts sugar. 1 part spice. The recipe for tastiness. :snicker:

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    She has Rachel Fein's nose.
     
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    She's pretty.
     
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    It scares the shit out of me. I make my husband do it.
    Yes--When he dies, I'll probably crawl into a gutter and die.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Your reaction is probably more normal. I'm a thrill seeker.
     
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    You ever make french toast w/ them things? It is friggin good. I go light on the maple syrup and don't do the powdered sugar.

     
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    That could be the greatest dessert in the world, but I wouldn't eat anything coming from that Guido broad.
     
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    "It's like french toast and a cinnamon roll FUCKED and had a baby."
     
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    I could make you a nice bread pudding that would be so much better than that.;)
     
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    880 calories and there's not even any icing? Are they very large?
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    You aren't a fan of her other work?

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    I forgot about that line when I watched the video w/ my kid and we made it the first time. I scrambled to hit mute.

    I could make some nice batter fer puddin in yer buns.