Thar she blows

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    A solid Gold Doubloon to the first Dawg member who spots the great white whale.
     
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    Do I see cameltoe?
     
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    Ye-Arr, matey! Gye-Arr! >=D
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I see Mastadon hoof......
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    I'd fuck her sister so ridicously hard.
     
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    Moose knuckle
     
  7. HooHoo

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    Based on my expert military experience and analysis, what is not apparent to most people is that there's no coming back from this - and the bigger she gets the more statistically improbable it becomes. That's not a commentary on the normal course of women getting pregnant, but a perfect storm of her particular genes having taken hold, no discipline and her body getting distorted now in ways that can never be counteracted with diet and exercise. She's the punchline now and will remain so much like Jessica Simpson but we haven't even seen the end of it, how far this is going to go. A tropical hurricane can increase in size at a moment's notice.

    Financially speaking, hitting the ejector button on kanye's hellseed would've been been the best move. You talk about Kris Humphries dodging a bullet. You have no idea.

    No telling how deep this thing's gonna bore.
     
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    Call me Ishmael.
     
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    pigs in garments. :facepalm:
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    fire torpedoes!
     
  12. pontius pilot

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    completely agree. she'll be this generation's liz taylor. 20 years from now, 40 year old men will be telling their sons: "no! you don't understand. she was pretty goddamn hot at one time. seriously!"

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    man the harpoons!
     
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    at least miss piggy didn't change. stayed the piggy she was from day one.
     
  15. HooHoo

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    Honestly I think the Liz Taylor analog is too optimistic, maybe more of a best case scenario. Liz started with a great body, whereas Kim Kardashian has just been a lot of curves and an oddly misshapen ass that already needed two chairs pulled together long before kanye ever had the pimp glimmer in his eye, and its simply her youth that's held it all together - until now.

    End up with the wrong genes and the freak show is always around the corner.

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    That was ALWAYS a gigantic ass, nothing nice about it :puke:
     
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    yeah, you're right. i was way too optimistic and kind to kim.

    and at least liz had talent and genuine beauty at one point.
     
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