That CNA I work with told me today that she's going to suck my dick!

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  1. Howard Stearn

    Howard Stearn Member

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    Whether I give her permission to or not!:shocked: She essentially threatened to orally rape me!
    I'm turned on but frightened. I don't want to cheat on my wife again.
    What should i do?
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    She hot?
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Let her suck your dick, stupid.
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    ask a brah that's switching from sugar free gum to nicotine gum (srs)
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    This never happened
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    kill yourself?
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :right:

    :jj:
     
  8. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    What site did you copy and paste this story from?
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    more HS lies....right mindy?
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    fuck off
     
  11. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Sure it did, in his fantasy. Sally 2.0
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Take her over state lines. It's not cheating if you're in another state. Fact.
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol
     
  14. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    grow a dick and you'll be in business
     
  15. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    This is 100% valid
     
  16. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I only pay the CNA's that work for me $8/hour. Pretty sure I could get most of them to suck me off for a Twix bar and ride home.
     
  17. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    when did wetback get a job as a CNA?
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    why is this faggit trying to rip of my true life events an change them into boring stories aboot a hoary cna?
     
  19. Garys chompers

    Garys chompers Member

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    Unbelievable :facepalm:
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...whats his name?