That escalated quickly...

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was at work yesterday when I strolled into a meeting. In the room was a bunch of higher ups and upper management. As the meeting went on, we discussed the topic of an upcoming summer outing. People were throwig out ideas as to whee to have it and discussing the merits of each... Then it happened...

    One woman mentioned a local amusement park. This immediately drew the stinkeye of another woman and one of the men shuddered and seemed to slink back into a corner. Then the first woman repeated her suggestion... Kinda went like this:

    W1: lets go to canobie
    W1: what's wrong? Let's go there.
    W2: let's not go there
    W1: why not? I think going there is exactly what we should do.
    W2: this isn't the place to be discussing this
    M1: *slinks away*
    W1: why not? Because I caught you fucking my fiancé by the pirate ship?
    M1: *desperately attempts invisibility*
    W2: that isn...
    W1: interrupting... I saw you... (Points to w2) fucking him (points to m1) by the mother fucking pirate ship...

    A half hour later, this was still going.

    What are your "that escalated quickly" stories???
     
  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I walked into the bathroom last Saturday while the wife was getting dried off after a shower to bring her phone to her. 60 seconds after I walked in, my cock was in her ass.

    True story
     
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    Wife told me we were invited to her family get together.
    Me: No FUCKING WAY GANGE. EVERY GODDAMNED TIME SOMEONE FARTS IN YOUR FAMILY WE HAVE TO GET TOGETHER.

    Happens 6 or 7 times a year.
     
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    Next time please hit "video record" on your phone!
     
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    and always ends with me going to the family get together
     
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    I would like to see pictures of you and your wife and your get togethers. :uwub:
     
  7. Butcher

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    Took one in Canada last weekend overlooking the Falls :c
     
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    That sound exactly like a board of directors meeting at my company. lol Where do you work, Jet magazine?
     
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    Why is corporate so desperate to recreate the horrors of "Summer Camps" On their employees........I go to work to earn a living......
    Not make friends.......I am considered an asshole at work because I refuse to get caught up in the childish bullshat and keep to myself.....
    But the flipside is I come home happy and don't have conflicts........Trust me.....Is better to be the asshole.......
     
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    was there nobody there to say HEY! shut the fuck up we're in a meeting! handle your shit outside.


    or something along those lines?

    i would have ended that as soon as the accusation came out.
    i ain't got time for all that! :grad:



    or put it on worldstar. :bigthink:
     
  11. Beth143nacho

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    Just got to work.... W1 was being escorted out the door by security... Rip her tenure here
     
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    M1 is a pussy. He should have ended the conversation by saying to W1, "hey, if you're not gonna shiver me timber..."
     
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    i have a few things that escalated pdq.

    i hated a boss. when we went to a meeting for our professional organization, i told my friend to kick me if i started bad mouthing the lying, unprofessional, weirdo, flakey, cunt we worked for.


    so at the dinner somebody at our table said something that set me off. i started bad mouthing her. my friend touched my arm and quietly said i should stop. i told her to leave me alone and i continued to rant about what an unethical piece of shit i worked for.

    so that night i pissed off one of my best and most beautiful friends and word got back to the beast. fortunately her boss loved my ass and hated her almost as much as i did.

    i would have fired me! :grad:


    to this day if i heard that she died, i'd laugh and do a little dance.
     
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    You gotta love Corporate America.
     
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    Does this qualify?

     
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    lol
     
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    I
    I always wonder if the "we're all one big happy family" BS at work ended in the 1980's. The last place I worked was like that - average employee was there 15 years. Loads of photos in the wall of old company picnics. Then last year the old CEO was pushed out by the BOD. It was taken over by a VC and 15% of the company was laid off. No more - one big happy family.

    I'm with you - pay me what I'm worth, let me do my job - and don't try to BS me with corporate team building events that always have a secondary motive.
     
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    nice!

    that's how you handle things.

    what a stupid woman.

    GTFO!!:yay:
     
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    :toke:

    so i was selling pot and going to school. i was at a party and this biker i kind of knew showed up. he wanted to let me try some new stash he got so we went out to the alley.

    he fires up a joint and i take a couple hits then i see a cop pull into the alley so i flicked the joint over a fence.

    before i could say anything, the guy put a gun to my face and said something like wtf?? apparently he thought i was disrespecting him or his weed.

    then the cop hit his siren for a second and put on the light and the biker realized what was up. the cop questioned us for a minute but that was it.

    the guy apologized for putting a pistol to my face and i never talked to him again.
     
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    I was there last weekend too!
     
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