That funky morning vagina smell...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jan 4, 2016.

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That morning pussy funk

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  1. Shivvy

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    how do you feel about? im personally a fan. i know that the smell is a bit stronger in the morning. im assuming because legs are closed tight all night. but do you like it, or is it a bit much for you?
     
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    IDK. I had a GF that not only shaved, but kept it clean and there was never any smell. Yeah, the smell of vagina, but no pee or sweaty smell. I would go under the covers and sleep on her hoo-ha, partly because of my love of puss, but also because it was so perfect.
     
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    All my bitches know better.
     
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    its inevitable. its like morning breath but for the vag
     
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    I like vagina any time of the day :vag:
     
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    Same reason I never let a chick breathe around me until she brushes her foul smelling choppers. Douche and Scope is not asking a lot.
     
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    :winner:
     
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    Bad morning breath from the pie hole is far more of a complete turn off....................
     
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    :wtf:
    I've had a vagina for a long time now, Shiv, and have NO idea what you're talking about. :no:
     
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    I have a heart, that doesnt make me a cardiologist.
     
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    Not double jointed? :happy:
     
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    ok. tomorrow morning when you first wake up, spread it open and take a whiff. remember that scent. now... do the same thing in the middle/end of the day. youlll see a difference. the morning scent is a lot stronger.
     
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    :dontknow: I've never had any complaints from the Mr.
     
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    Reach down and wipe your fingers underneath your sack and take a whiff first thing in the morning.............
    She don't like going there in the morning either...
     
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    I had a very bad experience with a foul smelling vagina so I am a bit gun shy to eat that thing in the morning. I am open to blow jobs in the morning because my cock and balls smell like flowers always. :shucks:
     
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    Oh Sweetie
    Sure they do............
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    What exactly are you trying to imply, mister? :fil:
     
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    Wanna' smell the perfect Va-Jay-Jay smell?.....My hand to God......I take this every day.....And I always shove my nose in the bottle and take a couple
    of heavy snorts.....It smells like a very fresh and clean Vagina.......Gives me a boner everytime.........
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