That moment in your car when your half way home and you have to shit like your life depended on it

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  1. Tranquil

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    Oh man...

    Im on my phone, ill let your imagination guess where im typing this.
     
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    Gas station bathroom?
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    On a dead hooker hopefully.
     
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    Behind a cactus, or dead hookers mouth.
     
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    Not quite so elegant.
     
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    Not quite so lucky.
     
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    Getting warm.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    You're in the brambles right now, aren't you?
     
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    I wash my hands every time I take a deuce, but should I wash my phone? hmmm....
     
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    No, and fuck you get out of my thread. Not wanted.
     
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    Down the side of a cactus into a dead hooker's mouth.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    Cry harder, faggot.
     
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    Damn that sounds kinda sexual I'll have to write that one down, but no.
     
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    Phil is up!
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It's early. Grab a Whopper and and some Exlax.
     
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    I was thinking of you as I made shit.
     
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    Needs alcohol.
     
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    I should have thought about that, I have one of those easily removable plastic bin things in my trunk, good for when you go to the beach just wash it out.
     
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    When I was driving back from Winnemucca I got the coffee and french toast shits and I had to drop a deuce at Carls Jr. It was one where I had to go and get the key from the cash register. I swear about 10 people knocked on the door trying to get in while I was shitting. :facepalm:
     
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