Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tranquil, Oct 30, 2015.
Im on my phone, ill let your imagination guess where im typing this.
Gas station bathroom?
On a dead hooker hopefully.
Behind a cactus, or dead hookers mouth.
Not quite so elegant.
Not quite so lucky.
You're in the brambles right now, aren't you?
I wash my hands every time I take a deuce, but should I wash my phone? hmmm....
No, and fuck you get out of my thread. Not wanted.
Down the side of a cactus into a dead hooker's mouth.
Cry harder, faggot.
Damn that sounds kinda sexual I'll have to write that one down, but no.
Phil is up!
It's early. Grab a Whopper and and some Exlax.
I was thinking of you as I made shit.
I should have thought about that, I have one of those easily removable plastic bin things in my trunk, good for when you go to the beach just wash it out.
When I was driving back from Winnemucca I got the coffee and french toast shits and I had to drop a deuce at Carls Jr. It was one where I had to go and get the key from the cash register. I swear about 10 people knocked on the door trying to get in while I was shitting.