That nigga wit tha Blades fo legs merked his girfriend last night yo

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    JOHANNESBURG — The Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius, who made sporting history by becoming the first double amputee sprinter to compete in the Olympics, was charged with murder on Thursday after a woman was fatally shot in his home in Pretoria, according to South African police officials.
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    The Fast Life of Oscar Pistorius (January 22, 2012)

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    Oscar Pistorius, the South African Olympic and Paralympic track star, in September.
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    Reeva Steenkamp, left, with Oscar Pistorius in 2012.

    The development stunned a nation that had elevated Mr. Pistorius to iconic status because of his ability to overcome acute adversity and represent South Africa’s achievements on the world stage.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/15/sports/oscar-pistorius-shooting-south-africa.html?_r=0
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case.
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He got a leg up on her.
     
  6. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wonder if it was a knee jerk reaction?
     
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    I thought Oscar was a stand up guy...
     
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    Now he's running from the cops
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    :dontknow: I got nothin.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I wonder if he has any ankle biters?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    #heel
     
  12. GHP

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    He was stumping for the presidency
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj: aight yo
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Since I can't think of any leg jokes, maybe I should start a spinoff.
     
  16. Stew Nod

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    I heard he was gonna become and olympic swimmer and change his name to bob
     
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    The coppers have him pegged as the prime suspect
     
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    Is he the sole suspect?
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lets not jump to conclusions
     
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    He won't be able to have his inflatable legs in prison. Inmates will call him "Scooter"...