That Olympian with no legs shoots, kills his girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    I had pretty much the same reaction. Is it wrong that I just laughed?
     
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    she refused to lick his stumps
     
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    In South Africa, they have the right to keep and bear arms, but not legs.
     
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    She tried to run away!!!!!
     
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    people with legs should be allowed to wear springs..
    its only fair
     
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    Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man?
    C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of..


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    Too bad we can't go back to pirate peg legs. That would be awesome.
     
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    This guy could literally stump the jokeman.
     
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    Pro tip? Never "surprise visit" a gun owner, even on Valentine's Day.
     
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    He just set back special Olympic athletes 50 years, oh and he shot his girlfriend
     
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    Another senseless gun violence :facepalm:
     
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    Not looking good for Oscar...

    ... he doesn't have a leg to stand on


    Sorry about that
     
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    Too bad he didn't have arms.
     
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    Maybe he can enter the Biathlon in the Winter Olympics :dontknow:
     
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    I just read this on Yahoo and was going to post when I saw this thread. It's an unbelievable story. This guy was one of the most inspirational athletes at the Olympics. Countless stories on him. Real Sports on HBO, ESPN. It was amazing that he could compete with world class athletes. Some said the blades gave him an advantage. This is making headlines around the globe. No way I'm buying that he thought it was an intruder. He shot her four times. If you live in L650,000 home with electrified fences and 24hour security and you think that it's anyone other than your girlfriend roaming around the house something is wrong. The girlfriend obviously had access through the guard gate and house key. He probably also had the house alarmed so she had to enter a code. If she could come and go as she pleased why would he think it was a burglar. How does he get four shots to hit her if he can't see her and the lights are off.

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    You shot this!!!! Are you out of your fucking mind!!!
     
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    CLACK-BANG-BANG
    ..Didn't know it was you.

    Happy Valentines
    Oscar x
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    This is why liberals should not allow cyborgs into athletic events. It always ends badly.