Sports That stupid tape that olympic atheletes put on -- yeah, it doesn't do shit

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  1. Mr Pink

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    Have you tried Jesus ?

    Magic tape, magic Jew

    I see no difference
     
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    I can just picture these physical therapists slowly and carefully applying the tape in some sort special pattern, like it makes any kind of difference. Suckers.
     
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    Lots of bulges and lumps there bro. I've seen sexier...
     
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    i thought they were lidocaine :confused:
     
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    Its all in their heads, Robin. Just read Dr. Sarnos book and it will cure back pain, headaches, aids, cancer, and runny noses.

    That Dr. Sarno is the greatest. Am I right Robin?

    GTD!
     
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    my cawk is now 12 inches long

    all thanks to tape and eating a lot of cheese
     
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    Guess what. This Kinsei tape really works. If you have pain. Apply the tape where it hurts. Then TRY and remove the tape. The pain you felt will be minimized by the pain of taking the tape off.
     
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    Looks kind of hot on the more attractive broads. Who am I to judge?
     
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    I had to use that stuff after hip surgery to limit my range if motion. It actually works. Called kinesiology tape. Flexible one way and stiff in the other.
     
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    It works. It depends on the colour.
     
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    My kids use it. It works :dontknow:
     
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    Went with my dad to a consultaion about knee surgury. In discussing different pain relief methods, the doc said, 'if a patient came in and told me that rubbing dirt on ln thier knee made it feel better, I'd tell them to keep rubbing dirt on their knee'.
     
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    No they don't.
     
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    Boy, do I feel embarrassed. That does explain my declining tennis game.

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    It's a fad, nothing more. 10 years from now, you'll see very few or zero athletes wearing it, and we will have almost forgotten about it.
     
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    But the patterns of the tape are whimsical and unique looking. Surely they must work because the maker wouldn't make them look so cool if they didn't work.


    People really are dumb, it's amazing.
     
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    Just like those magnetic bracelets athletes were wearing.