That's my tide. What's yours?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    My tiny win? Share your tiny win.



    these commercials that make every product like some personalized experience are so gay. "that's my tide." bitch cleans out her fridge because she used a tide pod instead of taking the extra time to pour in detergent and fabric softener into her washing machine? first of all -- no. second of all -- gay.

    the "tiny win" commercial annoys me even more. fuck your tiny win.

    [video=youtube;_p3c6_ld3XQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p3c6_ld3XQ[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;xqMzaHaJJ-w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqMzaHaJJ-w[/video]
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    My tiny win is when there's exactly enough vodka left in the bottle for ONE last full drink; not too little and not too much. GOD I love that! :c
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    You hear Nikkerz is supposedly pregnant?
     
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    i try not to even pay attention to these commercials anymore.

    when i look at the ingredients of the products and their competition, the differences appear to be in the color dyes and the fragrances used, so i look for the product that is on-sale and doesn't use chemicals i seem to be allergic to. most of the time that means i use Ajax or Tide, so if Tide wants to waste their advertising dollars trying to sell me a product whose real primary selling point is its price....
     
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    i saw someone posted a photo.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    bitch won't even eat a whole sandwich and that's a tiny win? fuck her.

    [video=youtube;F4DxwNQfhDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4DxwNQfhDM[/video]
     
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    nice. send that to crystal lite with a note saying they can shove their commercial up their dainty prissy assholes.
     
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    Good life decision.
    That child will be lucky, I'm sure.
     
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    It's weird when i rattle off 3 death metal youtubes in a row and then get some flowery, suburban mom jeans tide commercial i have to watch for 30 seconds.

    Takes me out of my groove.
     
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    i thought she didn't have a uterus or something.
     
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    ...when I go to make my morning coffee and there's still plenty of water in the Keurig. Little win.
     
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    "i died in my mother's womb. that's my tiny win."
     
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    I like Tide Pods, because I don't know how to properly measure laundry detergent, and prefer it to be done for me. :smile:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I was at this bar and the hockey playoffs were on and there was a commercial for a medication for menopausal women that aids in vaginal dryness and painful intercourse. I was like "What the fuck?? Why is this on during a fucking hockey game??!"
     
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    have you tried crystal lite? it reminds me of non-alcoholic Zima: bland and mild. they would have to pay me to drink it. I prefer real iced tea.
     
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    i like gain because the smell.
     
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    i do like that part about it: I can grab two, a few quarters and go to the machines. no measuring or lugging boxes.
     
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    oh god i hate it. it's tasted the same since i first tasted it in the 90s. terrible.

    i love real brewed iced tea. i have an iced tea maker that is tits. it was like $25 bucks and i use it all summer long. straight up tea with no sweetener except occasionally a little stevia or a packet of sugar in the raw.