Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Apr 1, 2012.
I just got some stank on my hang-low.
and now I'm here to poast.
no time for cuddles
think imma bang my old lady tonight
Did you wash the hand that did the deed?
I said it was stanky dude, duh
What was his name?
Did you give her the "Ooh Aah" face?
fuck yes! And she'll see it again next time we do it!!! (in a month or so(if she allows it))
Dimebag loved the cock.
Did any tongues go into any orifices?
This is such an important question that I gave you a silver star.
I think this means DBD fucked one of his socks again
OMG OMG OMG OMG Yay
A star for you too.
Okay Demons now I'll ask the hard-hitting questions...
Have you ever done hash oil?
Have you ever orgied?
How much money do you make?
How big are you in the pants?
How long did you have to wait until Mrs. Demons put out for you?
How thick are you in the pants?
How much money did you make last year?
How big is your junk?
Why don't you just marry Mrs. Demons already?
How much is your junk worth and why don't you just get engaged to it?