The 13 hour road trip.

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  1. Bubbleguts420

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    I am throwing the best dog in the world in the back of the Expedition and driving from Dallas to Atlanta today.
    I-20 the whole way. Some real po dunk towns along the way. I've got fruit, water, jerky, and a few sandwiches.
    I've rolled a few joints and have some clean weed for pipe smoking.

    Anyone know of anything along I-20 East? Great food? Glory holes? Speed traps? Crooked cops?
    I am a pretty good road tripper. Anyone have any pointers? I will hang up & get your reply off the air. :hat:
     
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    Have fun and be safe!! :yay:
     
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    Crooked cops are everywhere......beware of "the man"!

    Unfortunately glory holes aren't everywhere. :nocheer:
     
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    you son of a bitch!
     
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    Mom? Is that you?
     
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    I like to masturbate on long road trips helps pass the time.
     
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    You could stop off at :quote: the boats :quote: (i.e., casinos) in Vicksburg.

    Always a lil trouble to get into around there.
     
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    I've been known to stop in a casino town and "take a load off" in the past. Having the dog in the back kinda keeps me honest. Its hard not to play by "outta town rules" when you have the chance.
     
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    There's always rest stops for a little mustachioed blowie.
     
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    coming near NH anytime soon? :D
     
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    Gonna stop waxing? :wub:
     
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    a little one is all I need. :c
     
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    never
     
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    did you pack peanut butter? :c
     
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    peanut butter powder....its summer.
     
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    be safe.

    no texting/sexting while driving. :grad:
     
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    I guess you've never seen Easy Rider...:coffee: