The 2 things said to you today, that stand out in your head:

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's different everyday. Yesterday it was "seriously, your dog is an asshole", and "goddamn but you make a good grilled cheese".

    Today, it was:

    "fuck *Slippy*, your arms are toned as shit", and "jesus Christ *Slippy*, can you get your retarded dog off my ass?"

    The arm comment made me feel good. The dog comment - well, she is retarded. I'm working on it.
     
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    I avoid people.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    "this an investigation that could lead to disciplinary action"

    "ahhhhh shit.....the unit's going down"
     
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    :lo5:

    People blow monkey balls. I genuinely hate them all.

    Makes social interaction a little difficult for me - but I maintain.
     
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    Cats suck.

    My big gay lab is awesome.
     
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    I hang with @ChuckZ.
    He never says a word.
     
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    I had a debate tonight about chicken slime.

    This is what my life has come to.

    I firmly believe that chicken slime, as long as it's still within it's due date - is fat being released by the dying piece of chicken. I refuse to rinse it. That's like taking the fat off of a good piece of steak. The fat is the best part.

    I made the world's best chicken tonight, while debating it with a meathead. Who ate 5 pieces.

    My night was highlighted by a compliment about my arms, and a debate about slimy chicken.

    I need to get out.
     
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    he tells me stuff about you all the time
     
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    So.............we shall consider this a hangout for a bit.

    I gotta ask you guys: wtf? Seriously - wtf? Trump or Clinton?

    I'm worried for my own country, forget the fact that I'm scared shitless for you guys.
     
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    "I could grab you by the fucking legs and twist your disgusting body before towel whipping you into a fucking wall."
     
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    They are both evil and totally corrupt but at least Trump will destroy radical mooslims.
    I think the Hill is unaware of a lot of the hate the world has for us.
     
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    Alerted
     
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    I just got shpt by an orange gun on campus.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    I didn't mean to call your dog retarded.
     
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    I was told this evening that 2 of my sons are going to be working on a project in my barn that may or may not involve a motor.

    This is after I asked if the old Fargo RV that my youngest is determined to get running is ever going to be moved from the barn.

    Apparently this is an entirely new project.
     
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    "Not the face!...Not the face!"
     
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    "Boy what the hell did you eat."
     
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    Someone ax me to open me mouf and make me head disappear

    :sad: