The 250K Doubloon Giveaway Contest

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by PullMyFinger, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. PullMyFinger

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    It's about that time again!

    For those of you not familiar with The 100K Doubloon Giveaway Contest, this is a contest for the members of DS to bring the funny, the sexy and the down right absurd to the masses. In an effort to make this contest bigger and better than the 100K giveaway, I have decided to make a few changes.

    The first change is the prize payouts. There were 3 prize payouts in the 100K contest, but this one is going to have 10! That's right, 10! In an effort to try to some what balance out the field between the photoshops and all the other entries, I am going to break this one down into three categories. Each category will have a 1st prize(100K Doubloons), a 2nd prize(35K Doubloons) and a 3rd prize(25K Doubloons). After the 3 winners from each category have been decided, they will go head-to-head-to-head for an additional grand prize of 250K Doubloons. That means this contest will have a total payout of 730K Doubloons!

    The second change will be the voting process. In the 100K Contest, winners were decided by a panel of esteemed judges, but in this one, the judges will be responsible for the nomination process only. After that, there will be a poll posted to decide the winners in each category and then a second poll posted to decide the grand prize winner. This way, the judges are free to enter the contest since they will not be casting deciding votes.

    Now on to the categories:

    A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

    This category will be for all your jokes, funny stories and pics or vids that bring the lulz. Any photos entered in this category can not be edited in any way, unless it is to hide someone's identity. All edited photos can only be entered in the following category, which is...

    Chop it up, flip it, rub it down...

    This category is for all your photoshops and animations. Although I normally don't find enjoyment in other peoples misery, I could really see some kind Mislead and his gf squabbling over a scratched up car and a cucumber in the sink animation going extremely far in this category. Sorry, Mis. :c On to the last category...

    Hey, how you doin'? :marx:

    This category is the sexy time category. Post some suggestive and alluring photos of yourself, a friend or even candids(for the Spud Head). Even an erotic story can go a long way as the 100K Contest showed. Just make sure to keep photos SFW. I miss Jalapeno Butt. :depressed:

    So those are the categories. Each submission can only be considered for one category, so when you post it, let us know which category you want it entered into. But as in the last contest, you can enter as many times as you want.

    The contest begins with the posting of this message and the deadline for entries is Sunday, August 7th at 6pm EST, which gives you 2 weeks to get them in. Only posts made before that will be considered. The dates of the poll voting will be announced as we get closer to the deadline.

    I also lost a few of my judges from the last contest, so as of right now, I need at least 2 more judges. Please PM me if you are interested. Please don't be offended if I don't select you, since there is a decent shot I will be getting more than 2 requests.

    Let the games begin!
     
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  2. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Initiative! :juggalo:
     
  3. GSD

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    Is this replacing Match Game ?
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Can I enter bad jokes by Vybette (age 8)?

    Example: What's a band's favorite pet?
















    Answer: A TRUMpet :c
     
  5. DarkFriday

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  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That was Sip, wasn't it?
     
  7. PullMyFinger

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    But of course. You better try to get her into medical school. :c
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's a playground's favorite music?




    Wait for it. :bigthink

































































    Swing! :c
     
  9. eliasbboy

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  11. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i tried out some new material in the hangout thread last night

    can i repost my comedy set?
     
  12. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Of course. There are no rules against previously used material. Unless it was used in the 100K Doubloon contest.
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    so just post it here?
     
  14. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Yea, you just have to post it to enter it.
     
  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    cool, ill post em up tonight

    seems i do my best comedy when i really, really drunk
     
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    Jalapeno butt.
     
  17. PullMyFinger

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    :thumbup:

    You've got plenty of time.
     
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    Colin Powell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ustfu::stfu:
     
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    I'm trying to get a game together but nobody wants to play. :depressed:
     
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    I play like a maniac, people!!!!! You'll win a lot of doubloons from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: