The 50 Best Strip Clubs in America -- Rick's is #44

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    if you are looking to get ripped off (and/or catch herpes) it's definitely top 5....


    Btw... that list is harrrible... obviously written by some jackwad that hasn't ventured outside of nyc, atlanta, and LA...
     
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    It's been awile but last time I was there $10 cover and BYOB Full Nude !Good Times!!!
     
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    You asshole OP!
     
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    Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa scores man gotta tattoo
     
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    Ive been to 5 or 6 of those. :facepalm:
     
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    Inaccurate. I've bee to no 28, go go rama. Place is a tiny shithole. St. James Place in Houston TX is like heaven on earth and it's not even on the list.
     
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    Obviously a boon's list.
     
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    [video=youtube;hP0xRo_PtAk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0xRo_PtAk[/video]
     
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    I can't stand being at a strip joint, seeing a very attractive girl on stage, and I'm really digging her, and than some other girl walks up to me and wants a dance; only she won't leave you alone, and I don't want to be an asshole and say "Fuck off, there is a hot girl on stage that I want to visually soak in for later wank time!". Instead I just be nice and try and shoot down everything she says, and finally when she leaves, that's when the black, fat ass, huge (but way to huge) boobed girl comes out. That's when I walk out and realize... The internet is so much better.
     
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    Strip clubs always make me depressed.
     
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    any knees in the crotch??
     
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    I been to far too many of the ones on this list :facepalm:

    I do have to agree with #1 on the list. Tootsie's in awesome.
     
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    I live in St. Louis and most of the clubs here are pretty skeevy....great if you're looking for full-service for $50 (that's an actual figure I've been quoted) - hot chicks? Not so much.
     
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    Strip clubs are great except for feeling rushed to go home so I can beat off.
     
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    those are the best clubs. I prefer those over the ones ones this list
     
  17. Jon Hein is God

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    I've never been to a strip club.

    And thanks to Ronnie, I never will.
     
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    Nothing turns me off more than a vulgar display to desperate a guy from his money...not that I,m against sex for money. It's something about strip clubs .
     
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    Flashdancers, NYC. The greatest place on earth.

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