The 50 hottest women in jail

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  1. RenchFries

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  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Looked over the list, and they all seem to be ultra crazy bitches with a lot of mental baggage. God help the man who'd take any of them on.
     
  3. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    there's a lot of girls there that could ruin your credit.
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    This dont look much like a womans hands :weird:

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    Hey,it's not like they killed anybody. Oops!
     
  7. wife is a whore

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    It would have been a better list if it had their mugshots too. Hair all crazy from tussling with the arresting pigs. Mascara/eye liner streak down their cheeks from the tears. Eyes glassy and bloodshot from the drugs. That shit is stroke worthy. Some bitches Facebook profile pic, eh.

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    those chicks look as though they just finished a gag porn scene. i came...twice
     
  9. RenchFries

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    Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder

    "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
     
  10. idiotbox

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    i hope that sentence is not someday posted below a pic of dev.
     
  11. StrokeBalla

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    Chassity Kitchen

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    "My hobbies are playing sports, hunting, shooting pool, and throwing darts."


    Sounds like a party to me, but I wouldn't turn my back on her. :facepalm:
     
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    Not that those babes aren't hot but they don't hold a blow torch to my Frizella White.
    Her crime?
    In the course of delivering a severe beating to a woman competing with Frizella for the affections of Frizella's baby's daddy, she jabbed a fork several times into the woman's neck.




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  13. idiotbox

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    look at them hands, she once had a cock.
     
  14. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Conjucal visits?
     
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    SMACKY New Member

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    Maeghan Rice #265430
    PO Box 3300
    Goodyear, AZ. 85395

    She is getting a letter from me ASAP
     
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    You need strong hands to penetrate a human skull with a dart. I assume that was "her" crime, though it isn't listed. Also, you mean your last name is Kitchen and your parents named you Chassity? Chassity?!?! Chaz for short.
     
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    Now that's downright scary.
     
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    Some pretty girls there but it gets a little skeevy down toward the bottom numbers.
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    ^^^^She struggling so hard to keep them lips over her choppers.
     
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    I hit alert for you posting my wifes pic