The 50 States If They Were High School Kids.

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  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I found this to be pretty factual. :jj:

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    what would Canada be? special-ed?
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    NY is way off. This is a god damn lie! Let me think real hard and summon my friend……..abbacaddabra
     
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    They did get a mention under Minnesota. :jj:
     
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    You'd shit if I told you there were camels on a farm near here. :jj:
     
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    The cigarettes?
     
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    That's pretty damn funny. I couldn't help but hear Colin Quinn's voice as I read each one.
     
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    NY is stupid.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    It doesn't make sense. We don't have even have farms :facepalm:
     
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    Upstate and long island have farms but it dont define us.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    We don't really consider that the real NY. It is like being in mississippi upstate or in suffolk county.
     
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    forreal. you go upstate you have to drink well water. :wtf:
     
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    Just think of the rest of the state as the pretty carpeting around the toilet.
     
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    And use outhouses. They have southern accents. It is crazy. Another world. You must be local Anfkid.
     
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    Where the fuck do you think NYC's water is piped in from, Einstein? The East River? :facepalm:
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    With out NYC the rest of the country would fall apart. We are the center of the universe.
    Look what happened after sept 11th. With out us there is no United States. We are the
    United States and everyone else is here for the ride.
     
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    I'm in Louisiana right now, and that's dead on! California, too!
     
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    Westchester NY. It isn't far. :dontknow:
     
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    uhh i get my water from aquifers and when i went upstate im talking REAL well water and it all tasted like pool water. :puke:
     
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    It is hard water. The soap doesn't even get sudsy. It is like going in a time warp up there.
    No where to even eat. I think they trap their food. I overheard them talking about eating
    squirrel :rofl: