the affair will end not with a bang but a whimper.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i ended it today. she got back from her vacation an was all excited to see me. she asked how i been an i said, 'not good.' then i told her some gay stuff that's embarrassing an she said, "so i'm not tu novia anymore?" with tears in her eyes. i said, 'no.' she cried, i pretended to tear up, we hugged, and that was that.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i won't ever speak to her again unless it's for purely professional reasons. i feel so fucking relieved.
     
  3. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    "gay stuff that's embarrassing"

    "i pretended to tear up"

    Which do I believe :bigthink
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'd rep you nerdy but i have to spread some a that shit around first. :(
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    tu novia loosely translates to cum dumpster.
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    You used to be funny, Dink.
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    I need someone to kick dink in the dink please :mad:
     
  8. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    gay stuff = no lie

    Big ups :iohi5:
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if you would a seen me in action today you'd still think i was funny as fuck. i told her i had a dream my dead dad told me to knock it the fuck off because i was a disappointment as a man for cheating.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Can I have her now?
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I'm happy to hear it, Dinkus. :woot:
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj:
     
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    Did she buy that bullshit?
     
  14. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it ever even happened.I like the Dink but There is a lotta holes in that story for me.I could be wrong but its juzzzzz a mezzzzzzage board.
     
  15. Jake Dog

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    She will go home, feel rejected and call your wife. Change your phone number ASAP
     
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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This is a good start, but it's not over. :secret:
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    This really is a cautionary tale
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you had me convinced i was a dead man. :jj:
     
  19. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I bet you can't wait for the make up sex. :coffee:

    Her cheating on husband > you cheating on gf
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she did. i swear to christ that was the thing that turned this into a "i love you but we can never be together" sad kind of break up from a "you're a fucking asshole and i'm going to destroy your life" kind of break up.