The All Purpose Lance Armstrong Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    Hero for raising billions of dollars for cancer?

    Asshole for lying and suing all kinds of people over the years for defamation?

    Combination?



    Plus he ate Sheryl Crowe out. Ate her box
     
  2. nserafini

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    What's Chriza having for lunch ?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dunno yet. Been on a crazy chicken salad kick lately.
     
  4. Cheri

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    He's a piece of shit and I hope he rides his bike straight into Oprah's big asshole.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had chicken salad twice yesterday o_O
     
  6. Swayze

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    Lonhorn said she has big monkey tits

    I want everybody to read this and think about what LHJ has stated.

    Think long and hard.
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    I think it's kinda like roids in baseball.

    Most were prolly doping, but people only focus on the people that perform the best.


    Let's not forget that he only had to fit one ball on that tiny bike seat. That's an advantage right there.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

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    Quite an admirable fellow I must say
     
  9. Swayze

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    Same deal with the Olympics. All the 100m A group of lovely people are doping, especially the 1-2 white guys in the field, but they only seem to catch the gold medal winners or in this case, the Tour de France 7 time winner, and everybody else gets to go home.

    Crabs in a bucket I tell's ya.

    But that fuckin prick shouldn't have been suing people and ruining their lives for saying he doped :jj:

    Thats just pure evil.
     
  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    he will admit to being gay tonight.
     
  11. TagMan

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    Why should I care?
     
  12. Swayze

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    He has disgraced your country, for starters :stir:
     
  13. MatthewT

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    if the doping actually caused the ball cancer, the dude's reputation is irredeemable
     
  14. Mur

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    He was a winner.
     
  15. nserafini

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    It's Friday, treat yourself.
     
  16. GHP

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    What part of the story am I missing that NOW he's fessing up? Why not keep the lie going forever, did something happen that proved he was roiding?
     
  17. Cheri

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    Yes, there's a huge report coming out that determined he was doping, so he struck first.
     
  18. MatthewT

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    nobody here cares. except wetback1
     
  19. Billy Brown

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    Well fuck it then that one-balled faggit had a good ride while it lasted