The Amazing Apology Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lawsy, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Who have you wronged in the Bar?
    Now is your chance to make amends.

    I will start:

    Dawg, I am sorry for calling you an asshole when you covered me in shit piles.
    Thank you for removing them.


    If you don't have an apology to make or to suggest for another, then go fuck yourself.

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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'm sorry that you're such a douche.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm sorry that I clicked on this fucking thread
     
  4. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    That isn't nice. :coffee:

    I'm sorry for what I said about Vybette. There. See who easy that is?
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Whatever! I did this for you and Schmoopy, you fucking faggot.

    He insulted your woman and you put him on ignore and he's been bitching about it ever since.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I apologize to Daveindiego for whatever it is I did that makes you hate me, unless I was talking about your terrible music tastes..I'm not sorry about that. :hat:
     
  7. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Sublux is a creepy fuck and I'm not sorry.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Has he? :backlol:
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Schmoopy was all

    [​IMG]


    And you were all

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  10. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Every single thread you're in, he's there crying.
     
  11. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :hug:

    Thank you, Brules. I love you.
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Im sorry I have HIV.
     
  13. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Gary is a dog fucker.

    There.

    I said it. :coffee:
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I'm sorry that you have a romantic fascination with Schmoopy. After all, he is at best a premature ejaculator.
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    He's like a child, abandoned in the woods.
     
  16. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Im sorry I killed Kanye with cookies :(
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I am sorry, Wicked, for being mean to you. It was wrong of me.
    You have nice boobs. :hat:
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you made chriza e*win by making a thread about it. schmoopy is gonna be pissed at you.
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    he was never the same after those cookies
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Schmoopy is my pal and the only person on here I know well enough to call a "friend."

    Teeny and Schmoop are the only ones I've spoken to on the phone. I love Teeney too. :sd: